It is not recommended by the Brewer, that 24 of these bottles of mind-fucking liquor be drank in one day by a person. If done so, it can be seriously damaging to one’s reputation. Especially while on the internet and in clear view of the entire fucking universe.
Soon I’ll be out of this…
Trading my currency…
Hitchin’ a ride from my taxi…
It’s Cuba Club time again 10th Oct…
A sad thing I have noticed when travelling….
Is how much more our money is worth compared to the local shit…
There are no bridges we can cross to change it…
Some people will always be poor…
If wishes were horses then beggars would ride… But I respect you… Life out of a box… You’re one of God’s angels.
Read this book to
Learn something… RULE BRITANNIA…BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES… BRITAIN NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES. YA IRISH BASTARDS… FUCKED NOW AINT YE NOT???? EH
If you want to read from authors who still believe humour exists… Look out for ZIMBABWE… by John Parker
Glaswegians have a way of saying things….
Even the immigrants love it in our bonny city…
But see tryin’ tae get oor birds tae come hame after a good night oot… Fuckin’ impossible…
Come on now lassie… Come tae bed!!!!
I try to advise people on the dangers that awaits when traveling.
The most dangerous of all is our fellow-man…
So you’ve gotta have the sense when you meet some-one who just don’t look right…
To adopt the pheromone instict.
Hi bloggers,
Here’s another blog about why it’s good to travel and have a laugh.
I formed a Cuba Club while traveling…Meet Old Bull
Old Bull ain’t to bright either…
But Old Bull likes to spread his Scottish culture around…
And around…
And around…
Until finally, you guessed it… He pisses someone off…
I travel alone mostly, that’s why I’m a back packer, friends just slow me down….
Cheers.
A report out today said 55% of men over 40 suffer from erection problems!!!
I say looking at 55% of women over 40, it’s not fucking difficult to see why…..My solution was to…
Get a wife who’s young enough to be your daughter…Meet the wife, Ysmenia.
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