A famous day has passed…. It seems we are to be lead by a wee green man….Yes indeed, today was the opening of the 2014 Glasgow Commonwealth games at Celtic Park.
Not everyone was happy with the wee green shite!!!!
But at least we did invite our prettiest Scottish Virgins to open the show….
Karen….And Susan….Tis no wonder they are virgins… I wouldn’t touch them with the prick of a donkey….
The aliens wouldn’t touch them either…
Even if they were the last two females left in the cosmos.
Alas, it got worse for them….
So-ooo disappointed they were for being left with John Barrowman…. Who’s arse has been taken and given by more pricks in it than the surface of Mars has had dents in it resulting from asteroids.
I was impressed by the Taliban Toyota People Carrier with the set of antlers ad-hocked to it.
Good Scottish tackyness and saved a few bob too!!!!
Rod the Bod was a fucking Star as usual….
I must ask him where he gets those tinfoil suits!
And to stop impersonating Mick Jagger’s dance routines?
Lastly, I felt sorry for the Queen, as The Duke of Edinburgh’s behaviour was uncalled for….
His chants of “Tongs ya Bass” and “Fuck the Pope” were not in tow with proceedings…
But it was his first time at Parkhead, in fairness after all.
I thought the Queen’s humming to herself of…
Tum-Tum… Tum-Tum… Ta.. Tum-Tum-Tum at the end was magnificent!
I heard The Duke say to Our Beth…”Not quite old Ibrox Darling Lisbet?”
“No!” she replied, “It’s much more fun!!!!”