Bought me a new hat.
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Just because I fucking can!
New day. New hat.
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Cuba… with a rag tied round its head.
Why do I love Cuba?
Do you want me back?
My return to Cuba.
Will my good Cuban girl who don’t know I’m coming (wait for the video) have the food on the table?
Fucking right she will. (For Vegans amongst you… Its a crocodile farm. Cubans eat them, get out a bit more.) Gator steak is a delicacy.
Now where is Randy Rosalita… Is she still lying in bed waiting for me with a rag tied round her head?
Sorted. Ya naughty bitch.. (No video of the rest) Life aint so bad after all.
Gato
Congratulations Calum
Well done Calum for passing your Royal Navy Interview.
Be proud son, see the world and make your family proud too.
Dad.
So what if I’m a Fedora wearing crabbit Scotsman
Try and get laid better than I can… Bitches????
Try and get laid better than I can
As I wonder about the state of the Universe.
I wish to offer guidance…
If an American President offers you a rubber duck for Christmas
Don’t come back and complain to him that after six months
It shat in your bath and flew away….
My fellow Cubans… I ate potatoes, cabbage and herring tonight.
Beans and rice is better than swallowing Yanki bullshit.
It’s all Politics but at least 3 of the 5 are free.
Am glad about that.
Only my three boys to get out to Cuba now
View from my fucken balcony of Chinatown
Nice to watch their triceps jingling while they work.
Havana,,, the unconquered frontier by Yankees but El Scot is in there
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