Tag Archives: women advice

Latina girls think they know how…

White girls think they are the best…

But…

After travelling the world and spending time with with a liquorice allsorts of women…

I learned this essencial fact…

Black girls wanna use it… rather than just having something to piss through..OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

The Cuban Tres guitar…. Not a lot of people know about this…..

The Cuban Tres guitar…. Not a lot of people know about this…...

Shine your light John….

For this blog I will tell you a story….

Listen and learn….

When I was young we used to make cockerels fight…

Cock outside houseAh!!! There is one…

To make a cock fight we would rub the fanny of a chicken that was on heat in the face of two opposing cocks…

The result was instant….

The cock who won after having stamped its claw through the brain of its adversary…

Then would fuck the chicken…

And to top off his finale…

Would put his claw through her brain too….

What do we need to learn fro cocks….

????

Kill your enemy first… then, just to be sure… after you’ve had your fun… kill the bitch too…

Link

Mr Bojangels is one hell of a man….Panama Hat

Just when he thinks his dog is fine….

ugly dog2

His dog up n dies on him…

ugly dog1

But this old Hobo aint for turnin’ till he reaches the big rock candy mountains…

Lion, John Parker, Escape Route

The cops’ legs there are made of wood and the prisons are only tin…

Escape Route, John Parker, Humor

Little streams of alcohol leads me to my wee Suzies…

Ysmenia wedding dress

Take me down little Suzie…

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

Take me down some more baby….

Old bull chick 2 see you Jimmy

And some more…

Old Bull chick 1 see you jimmy

And some more… send me dead flowers when you’re done.. I’ll put a rose on your grave…

girl asleep in tree

They make me feel like a Hill-Billy…

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

Lord help me in my weakness as they carry me from the court-room to my hanging…

Can u le nd me a razor????

The jury are crying for more…

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAShall we…

nigger

Take me Home with you tonight…

blonde

Och aye.. Am glad to be a Scot…

Y, M,A,I & me bar

And an Artist… and double Author… Me????

ZimbabweI‘ve crossed every bridge and asked nothing from no-one…

bridgeCan a man really love every woman he has slept with…

vestThis one can. Take me down little Suzie…

Me bar black hat bucaneroJohn Parker… Still out on the road…Skin like iron… and breathe like kerosene… That’s the way it goes.

My Last Book…Zimbabwe

ZimbabweMy last book…. Going to learn to be an English teacher….

z teflSwap the pound note for the dollar…notesLive in my beach hut…

beach hutAnd follow my fuckin’ dreams…

sunset wave

Learn English.

A sad thing I have noticed when travelling….

notes

Is how much more our money is worth compared to the local shit…

bridge

There are no bridges we can cross to change it…Indian trainSome people will always be poor…

 

sunset wave

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride… But I respect you… Life out of a box… You’re one of God’s angels.

Well Fidel Castro

I’m coming… Scotsmen have a problem… no fear… Revolutions are in our blood… I will be at your White house riding a white horse… Rifles loaded with my rebels.Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe

ZimbabweThis is my last book…Going to teach English now, but with my sense of humour so my classes won’t be boring.